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These Made Me Smile. :)

 Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.


Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.


Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when you say the paint is wet?


Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America ?


Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.


When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.


♡Nicole

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